Mermaid Tears Vodka, 50 cl
£29.99

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Before you say it – yes it's possible to cry underwater, and yes this vodka is made from real mermaid tears. Now we've got that out of the way we can talk about this Premium French Grain vodka. It is smooth enough to be enjoyed on the rocks but also works it's magic splashed into cocktails - so go ahead, leave your boring human life behind and sip upon the shimmering tears of these sassy sirens.
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Description
Since it’s creation in 1998 Firebox has been coming up with mad products that make us laugh (and pleasantly drunk). Using their closely-guarded extraction methods they harvest the tears of fantastical beasts to bring us premium mythical products!
Tasting notes
Deliciously smooth!